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WORLD GENIUS RESEARCH CENTER
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Just so you know...Just so you're aware...You're about to enter a world of 'Genius'. Pioneered by the late Doctor Ward Tenstraight, the World Genius Research Center is a satellite dedicated to the archiving and development of Great Knowledges. You might not know it, but some of your favorite Great Knowledges might’ve been developed here!
Sadly, most of the research staff have passed away of the novel CoVID-19 ‘plandemic’, so the station is now operated by a mostly pathetic wannabe from the Middlewest. This place now serves as a testament to his vanity, showcasing his various interests, projects, opinions, and other such things.
Some topics covered might include food blogging/recipes, discussions of juvenile animated features, rather heavy-handed prose, and recreations of Web 1.0 artifacts for self-satisfaction alone.
One thing should be noted: That, due to the nature of this place’s caretaker (and the fact that he doesn’t understand the forces he meddles with) the information present here will not make itself easily available. The four buttons on the “Nav Bar” are your lifelines. Each of the three columns below represents an avenue, a method through which to descend into the stacks and stacks of myriad files held here. Some will be easy to find, some will not, and nearly none of them will be rewarding to uncover.
What else can be said? That the maintainer of this site is unemployed? That is HTML is somehow spaghetti-like? Well, yes, it's all true, but I don't see how that's relevant. Don't you think it's odd that Downy and FiberOne used the same promo song parody style in commercials ten years apart? I think it's odd. Like, everyone remembers the FiberOne commercials. Isn't it bad commercial sportsmanship to coast on somebody else's commercial jingle? It's basically commandeering the ship. Eternal Corporate Blood War and all that. This isn't really helping the 'unemployed' or 'pathetic' accusations, I guess. And typing in third person like that definitely makes me seem more pathetic...Anyways!
Take a peek, if you care to. You probably won’t learn anything good. But, as a wise man once said, perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
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